I. Just. Can't.
Grip your desk a little harder and try to forget what can only be described as the worst performance of Katy Perry's "Firework" to ever hit the karaoke circuit. And don’t even think of sidling up to the water cooler. Peg from accounting’s nasally voice is sure to induce the pukes, even if the ice-cold water doesn’t. And where is the Emergen-C?